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    Stau şi mă întreb cât de posedat trebuie să fii pentru a-ţi tatua chipul lui Mario sau săbiile lui Kratos. Încă nu am răspuns la întrebare, am doar câteva exemple de „posedaţi”. Iată:

 
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I'll just say it: video games are awesome, but getting video game tattoos is awful, for the most part. We here at GamerHelp have compiled the most sickening displays of tattooed gaming love, and would love nothing more than to share these atrocities with you. Here we go, The 30 Most Hideous Gaming Tattoos!

30. "Tough Dweeb"

Game Over? Game Over? If you're talking about your love life, then yes, it is way over.
Finger tattoos belong on bikers and dudes in bands; if I was playing some Wii game
against this guy and I lost, and he held his fingers up at me with a smug look on his face
(which could be the only possible reason someone would get this tattoo), it would not only cause
me to throw up, but on him, while punching his crotch over and over again.

No matter how many countless hours you spent playing Joust as a child,
never let the nostalgia brainwash you into searing a floundering video game
company's logo that looks like red dung onto your body. You lose.

Let's be realistic. If you want to get some badass "quick-draw" style
gun tattoos, but you want to represent your inner dork in some way at the same time, please
just put a damn koopa on the guns somewhere. Never, ever, ever
get ugly-ass NES Zapper guns tattooed onto your bloated
love handles for the sake of the rest of us who have to know
deep down that if we ever saw your rotund figure wobbling around
on the beach somewhere with your idiotic tattoos, we'd involuntarily spew on ourselves.

Ok, as with a few other tattoos on this list, how the hell
is getting a tattoo of an effing piece of video game hardware representative of how much
you like video games? Hey, I really like typing and playing PC games, maybe I'll get a
goddamn keyboard tattooed on my forehead. Idiot.

It'd be easy to explain to your kids someday "oh, this little tattoo of Mario on my arm?
He was a video game character from back in the day, before we started putting
computer chips into our skulls." On the other hand, this convoluted
piece of trash is going to be a little more difficult to explain to sane people.

So the controller cord is coming out of your chest. Is this supposed to represent in some
imbecilic way that you sir, are in fact a video game?
Take a cheese grater to your chest and start a new life, it's not too late.

I can't tell if Mario looks crazy-eyed due to poor tattoo design, or if it's an optical
illusion caused by this furry creature's man-pelt. If Mario himself could know
that his smiling face was stamped underneath this dude's
wool coat, he would cry. He would cry for a long, long time.

A fun game that this chick should play is how many guys with intent to bone see
this cruel homage to Pac-Man and run for the hills. I hope she wears
those taped-on paper towels at all times as well.

Why, why, why, why, why. It's somehow more sickening than getting a peripheral
tattoo to get a tattoo tribute to a damn code. Throw in the defunct original Gameboy
and the fact that it all looks like it was drawn by Michael J. Fox on a bad day
and you have a recipe for one fugly tattoo.

Metroid, Final Fantasy, Mario, and a portly bear attempting to make a shy,
sexy face... I just threw up on a baby.